The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
(Source: theyfoundeachother, via laughcentre)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
(via shawnlovesloths)
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
(Source: growlithed, via prinsassandclass)
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince, via shawnlovesloths)
