its not easy being a complete fuck up but someones gotta do it
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
I am happy. I think I really am. But then I get sad. And sometimes it overwhelms me how sad I can get.
LMAO PAUL RUDD IS BASICALLY ALL THE 18+ FANS TALKING TO THE YOUNGER ONES LIKE SAME